Lost in Translation

– A single ticket to Partick please.
– What?
– A single ticket to Partick please.
– What’s that?
– Don’t you know Partick?
– No.
– It is a part of Glasgow.
– No it’s not.
– Yes it is. I live there.
– Really? Say it again.
– P A R T I C K.
– No, don’t know that. Spell it.
– P… A… R… T …
– You mean Partick!
– Yes!
– 2 pounds 50.
– Please excuse my Scottish. What did I say?
– Partick.